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Under the Wave off Kanagawa

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01 / 12 · Katsushika Hokusai, c. 1830 to 1832

The Great Wave

Under the Wave off Kanagawa

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At the Met, the median visitor gives a painting 17 seconds. Label included.

Call it the walk-past. Quicklime slows it down: one painting, a few details, and the thing nobody stayed long enough to see.

Source: Smith & Smith, Spending Time on Art, 2001

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Under the Wave off Kanagawa

A tiny mountain.

Now step back.

The series is about Fuji. Here it's the smallest thing.

34 paintings · one twist each

The walk-past wall

The heist file

A theft is the loudest review a painting ever gets.

4 heists. 2 paintings came home. 2 are still out there.

  1. The Mona Lisa, recovered
    Recovered

    01 · Paris · 21 August 1911

    The Mona Lisa

    Vincenzo Peruggia works at the Louvre. He helped build her glass case.

    The museum is shut for the day. He locks himself in and leaves with her.

    Police jail the poet Apollinaire. They question Picasso.

    She spends two years in Peruggia's flat.

    He gets caught trying to sell her to the Uffizi. He serves less than a year.

    Back at the Louvre since 4 January 1914

  2. Still missing

    02 · Ghent · 10 April 1934

    The Just Judges

    At night, one panel leaves the van Eycks' Ghent Altarpiece.

    Ransom letters follow. At least eleven. One million Belgian francs.

    The government says no.

    November 1934. Arsène Goedertier, dying, tells his lawyer he alone knows where it is.

    He says he'll take the secret to his grave. He does.

    Still missing. A copy has hung in its place since 1945

  3. Still missing

    03 · Boston · 18 March 1990

    Thirteen works, one night

    Two men in police uniforms ring the Gardner Museum's intercom.

    Thirteen works leave with them. Rembrandt's only seascape is one.

    The museum repaired the frames and hung them back up. Empty.

    The reward is ten million dollars. Nobody has collected it.

    Still missing

  4. The Scream, recovered
    Recovered

    04 · Oslo · 12 February 1994

    The Scream

    Norway opens the Winter Olympics at Lillehammer.

    Two men break into the National Gallery and take The Scream.

    The ransom demand is one million dollars. It is refused.

    They leave a note thanking the gallery for its poor security.

    Recovered undamaged, 7 May 1994

37 painters · 1390 to 1944

From Jan van Eyck to Amedeo Modigliani

  1. Jan van Eyckc. 1390 to 1441 · Early Netherlandish
  2. Sandro Botticellic. 1445 to 1510 · Early Renaissance
  3. Hieronymus Boschc. 1450 to 1516 · Early Netherlandish
  4. Leonardo da Vinci1452 to 1519 · High Renaissance
  5. Albrecht Dürer1471 to 1528 · Northern Renaissance
  6. Michelangelo1475 to 1564 · High Renaissance
  7. Titianc. 1488 to 1576 · High Renaissance
  8. Pieter Bruegel the Elderc. 1525 to 1569 · Northern Renaissance
  9. El Greco1541 to 1614 · Mannerism
  10. Caravaggio1571 to 1610 · Baroque
  11. Artemisia Gentileschi1593 to c. 1656 · Baroque
  12. Diego Velázquez1599 to 1660 · Baroque
  13. Rembrandt van Rijn1606 to 1669 · Baroque
  14. Johannes Vermeer1632 to 1675 · Baroque
  15. Francisco Goya1746 to 1828 · Romanticism
  16. Jacques-Louis David1748 to 1825 · Neoclassicism
  17. Katsushika Hokusai1760 to 1849 · Ukiyo-e
  18. J. M. W. Turner1775 to 1851 · Romanticism
  19. Charles Davidson BellIn the studio · 1813 to 1882 · Colonial South African
  20. Gustave Courbet1819 to 1877 · Realism
  21. Thomas BainesIn the studio · 1820 to 1875 · Colonial South African
  22. Rosa Bonheur1822 to 1899 · Realism
  23. Édouard Manet1832 to 1883 · Realism
  24. Edgar DegasIn the studio · 1834 to 1917 · Impressionism
  25. Winslow Homer1836 to 1910 · Realism
  26. Paul Cézanne1839 to 1906 · Post-Impressionism
  27. Claude Monet1840 to 1926 · Impressionism
  28. Pierre-Auguste Renoir1841 to 1919 · Impressionism
  29. Mary Cassatt1844 to 1926 · Impressionism
  30. Henri Rousseau1844 to 1910 · Naïve art
  31. Paul Gauguin1848 to 1903 · Post-Impressionism
  32. Vincent van Gogh1853 to 1890 · Post-Impressionism
  33. Georges Seurat1859 to 1891 · Pointillism
  34. Gustav Klimt1862 to 1918 · Symbolism
  35. Edvard Munch1863 to 1944 · Expressionism
  36. Wassily Kandinsky1866 to 1944 · Abstract
  37. Amedeo Modigliani1884 to 1920 · School of Paris
Pick one. Beat 17 seconds.